Miss Nomanners


Go in the door...a greeting you won't get,
Miss Nomanners really doesn't give a shit,
Her snotty demeanor always puts you in an uncomfortable snit.

Eats like a pig, she doesn't care about your gastronomical wish,
Sticking her hand across the table and into the dish,
Pushing yours away to feed a face that looks like a sour puffer fish.

Never anything good to say about humanity,
Always complaining about something to satisfy her ugly vanity,
I'll tell you, having to live with her would challenge anyone's sanity.

Manners mean nothing to this backward priss,
Thinks she has class...but Emily Post she surely did miss,
Miss Nomanners is a socially retarded twit...to her you aren't worth a drop of piss.

Eric B. Ramey

Copyright ©2006 Eric B. Ramey

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